13 Mostly NSFW Songs Regarding the Bumper

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13 Mostly NSFW Songs Regarding the Bumper features songs by AxCx, Ayesha Erotica, Beats By AI, Dilfton, Frankie Goes To Hollywood, and Grace Jones.

Sometimes, I surprise (shock) myself with the musical compendiums I compile. This one, about the natural bumper, is unlike others 😬. Yes, the focus is the butt (we’ve been there)… often sexually… *cough* anal… 😶 Surprisingly, many songs reference the back door in some form or fashion 🤯. Some of the songs on the more family-friendly titled 13 Mostly NSFW Songs Regarding the Bumper are unafraid to feature A-N-A-L in their song title. One band that appears in the list, features anal, and the ‘c-word’ in their name… oh, the shock value! But, before hopping into this parental advisory, explicit lyrics-filled list, let’s examine a few non-bumper songs.

Interestingly, some songs are misinterpreted to be about ‘butt stuff.’ The Doors’ cover of the blues song, “Back Door Man”, is a prime example: “Yeah, I’m a back door man / I’m a back door man.” Jim Morrison was talking about having an affair with a married woman and sneaking out the back door. Probably ruined that classic for some of you freaks 😜! There’s also the Backstreet Boys’ “I Want It That Way”, which was always a, dare I say, stretch: “‘Cause I want it that way.” Refocusing on our naughty, bumper-loving gems, 13 Mostly NSFW Songs Regarding the Bumper features songs by AxCx, Ayesha Erotica, Beats By AI (twice), Dilfton, Frankie Goes To Hollywood, and Grace Jones. Some songs are quite explicit about matters of the anus, while others are more modest… contextually. Again, parental advisory, explicit lyrics (and blunt, steamy, emoji-filled, millennial commentary 😉 🤭).

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1. Frankie Goes To Hollywood, “Relax”	2. Beats By AI, “They Fingered My Stink”	3. cupcakKe, “One of My Bedbugs Ate My Pussy”	4. Ayesha Erotica, “Hardcore Anal Banging”
5. Troye Sivan, “Bloom”	6. Jake Hole & DigBar, “Butt Destruction”	7. Dilfton, “Anal Beads” – Pink Guy cover	8. Beats By AI, “Butt Stuff Behind The Dairy Queen”
9. Only Fire, “Anal Sex”	10. AxCx, “I’m Gonna Give You AIDS”	11. Scissor Sisters, “Whole New Way”	12. Madonna, “Erotica”
13. Grace Jones, “Pull Up to the Bumper”

1. Frankie Goes To Hollywood, “Relax”

Welcome to the Pleasuredome » ZTT Records Limited » 1984

“Relax, don’t do it / When you want to come,” frontman Holly Johnson sings on the naughty 1984 song “Relax”, which appears on the Frankie Goes to Hollywood album, Welcome to the Pleasuredome. This song is about gay sex (oral and teases anal). Ultimately, they admitted it, but they didn’t have to – the sexual innuendo is on-point.  What’s cool about “Relax” is the fact that it can be so risqué and unapologetic without the use of explicit language. The suggestive chorus, continues, “Relax, don’t do it / When you want to suck it, chew it…” Woo!

The chorus is steamy, as is the verse.  Johnson sings, “But shoot it in the right direction / Make makin’ it your intention (ooh yeah, ooh yeah).” He adds, “Hit me with those laser beams / Ow, ow, ow! / Laser beam me / 1, 2.” Also, for good measure, during the various chorus sections, Johnson drops a few sexed-up gems.  First, there’s simply, “Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, uh! / I’m coming / I’m coming, yeah.” There’s also “The scene of love, feel it.” In the end, he asserts, “Now’s the time, it’s party time.” Hmm 🤔, we can assume after ‘saving up’ throughout “Relax,” he can finally ‘release’ 🍆 💦. More overt is the music video, which was banned. Even by today’s standards, the original video raises eyebrows. A gay club, with a drag queen, a large man dressed as a Roman, a tiger, and leather-clad patrons… Also, that ‘coming’ experience happens when the man dressed as a Roman undresses and releases. Holy moly! There are also some distinct facial expressions, which seem to depict the O experience. “Relax” just might make you lose control 😈.

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2. Beats By AI, “They Fingered My Stink”

“They Fingered My Stink” » Beats By Ai » 2025

“Well, I went down to Georgia / Now my booty’s out of order / Cuz I found some good ole boys and boy / They put me in a corner.” Oh, boy… What exactly transpired in that corner? After some moonshine, “They bent me over / Said that booty’s lookin’ tight / They fingered my stink…” Gah-day-um 😳! Beats By AI dropped an outlandish, NSFW country tune with “They Fingered My Stink”, which lasts just a minute and a half. That is long enough for a man to be violated by multiple men… “They Fingered My Stink” is focused on a hole – a man’s ‘enticing’ tight, pink asshole. The nameless victim of drunken, finger-banging touts the opening in his tush: “Oh lord my stink is so damn pink / And fingers love to blast that thing.” He adds, “Georgia boys especially / Wanna watch me drink and make it wink.” He warns us, “Yeah, Georgia Boys love a tight-ass stinker / And when they smell one, they warm up the fingers,” adding “So, maybe next time I should spare my cheeks / And never let a Georgia boy near my stink.” In case you live under a rock and didn’t catch the drift, post-anal sexual experiences, soreness is to be expected. Our protagonist’s butt is sore since, “they blasted my cheeks / My knees were so weak / They fingered my stink for an hour at least / I was cutting the cheese, they were loving that thing.” “They Fingered My Stink” is one of the most outlandish and unhinged songs I have heard in some time. Making this gay-ass (🤭) country record even wackier is the AI-generated cover art. The victim is frightened by those smiling Georgia Boys who are enjoying his stink far too much. Oh, brother 😶!

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3. cupcakKe, “One of My Bedbugs Ate My Pussy”

“One of My Bedbugs Ate My Pussy” » cupcakKe » 2025

“One of my bedbugs ate my pussy / And he left bed crumbs, your nigga in my bed buggin’ me for the gushy.” Only cupcakKe, among the most unapologetic rappers of them all, could come up with the likes of “One of My Bedbugs Ate My Pussy”. It is a song title that NO ONE is sure to forget. She continues rapping in the intro of this filthy, sexed-up, raunch-fest, “Riddles, ain’t that fun but I got a riddle, how my twat really looks tea (Yeah) / What’s sweet, pretty warm, needs water to form and stays with a bag? My pussy (Mwah).” Holy fucking moly! CupcakKe wrote “Bedbugs” while Level On the Beat produced it. It features an aggressive, danceable backdrop set in a minor key. The beat goes hard, groovy to the nth degree. CupcakKe matches the accompaniment with fierce, hard-nosed, and unapologetic rhymes.

CupcakKe’s one-liners are insane and often X-rated. In the first verse, she spits, “Anal, start pokin’, back throwin’, croc shoes, gotta knock my holes in / Pussy turn poet, start speakin’ when smokin’.” She, indeed, references anal sex, and it’s not the only time 😳. Another memorable moment is comparing a missed facial to a misfired bullet: “Wanna bust on my face, I’ma dodge that cock / He gonna miss this face like when Trump got shot.” In the second verse, she memorably concludes, “Yeah, the pussy got his babies, but the mouth gon’ adopt it.” Holy shit, I’m running out of profanity-laden phrases to describe this profanity-laden, X-rated song 😬. More of the same in the third: “He came in dapper just to eat the butt / The pussy O-P, yo, come pee in the cup.” CupcakKe is filthy, but the cadence and flow are popping! Potent. Beyond the verses, cupcakKe never fails to surprise in other sections. The chorus is infectious but naughty, referencing Lady Gaga’s shoes, ten-inch dicks, and those bugs, again. In the post-chorus, we get the honor of hearing “Hawk tuah.” In the bridge, she corrupts a child’s nursery rhyme: “The itsy-bitsy spider crawled in my booty crack /… Down came the rain when I threw this coochie back.” One this is for sure, “One of My Bedbugs Ate My Pussy” successfully promotes butt play…

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cupcakKe, One of My Bedbugs Ate My Pussy: Midnight Heat 🕛 🔥 No. 47 (2025)

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4. Ayesha Erotica, “Hardcore Anal Banging”

**Ayesha Erotica » Barely Legal » Ayesha Erotica » 2016**

“Your boyfriend comes over with a bit of Gun Oil.” And that, my friends, indicates the type of sex is going down 😈. No, GUN OIL® isn’t merely reserved for ‘butt play,’ but it is renowned for men and women who participate in ‘back door’ activities. Ayesha Erotica specifically mentions it in the opening lyrics from “Hardcore Anal Banging”, the third track from her 2016 album, Barely Legal. She continues rapping/singing, “Says he wants to test the waters, wants to step on new soil.” It only gets sexier from there with nipple play, fingers, tongue, and eventually, “He pulls his dick out and before you can ask / He slides ten inches in your pretty little ass.” 😳. WE LISTEN, AND WE DON’T JUDGE, nor even think about playing this song at work! Ayesha wrote and produced it, sampling the 2007 Bring Me The Horizon song, “Pray For Plagues”.

“Hardcore Anal Banging” commences enigmatically. The music crescendos, leading into the unapologetic verse. The lyrics are explicit, and for some, TMI. In the second verse, she asserts, “Now it feels alright, feels okay /… And your big ol’ butt’s a little sore / But now you don’t mind a little backdoor.” Facts regarding soreness afterward. After being ‘broken in,’ you might say, she embraces this newfound sex:

“Big ol’ dicks in the place you shit

Now the bigger the better, you wanna get stretched

Find a pitcher so you can play fetch

Every day, every night

Playin’ with your ass ‘cause it just feels right

Butt plugs and plastic fists

You love anal, so just admit you want.”

Two more lyrical moments stand out. That is the metal-infused chorus (“Hardcore, hardcore anal banging”), and the bridge (“Don’t, don’t blow your ass out”). Wow. Musically, “Hardcore Anal Banging” features electric and metal music cues. She ‘raps’ during the verses, backed by a syncopated hip-hop beat. The chorus shifts to metal, with its pummeling drums. Erotica doesn’t ‘sing,’ at least pitched during the chorus, but does change her tone of voice. “Hardcore Anal Banging” is ‘something else.’

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Ayesha Erotica, Hardcore Anal Banging: Midnight Heat 🕛 🔥 No. 9 (2025)

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5. Troye Sivan, “Bloom”

Bloom » Capitol » 2018

“And it’s true, baby / I’ve been saving this for you, baby.” What has Grammy-nominated pop singer-songwriter Troye Sivan been saving for in “Bloom”? S meets E, and then they X! “Bloom” is the second track from his 2018 sophomore album, Bloom. In the first verse, he asserts, “Take a trip into my garden / I’ve got so much to show ya / The fountains and the waters / Are begging just to know ya.” The refrain (excerpted above) that follows provides more perspective – Sivan’s willingness to bloom sexually. The innuendo is ‘through the roof.’ The trip continues in the physically charged second verse: “Put gas into the motor / And boy, I’ll meet you right there / We’ll ride the rollercoaster.” Gas into the motor? RIDE the rollercoaster? Most ears hear “gas” and “ride” as key words. These lyrics create speculation regarding the fine details, including Sivan’s sex role within the relationship. Sivan debunked a tweet about being a bottom. Pink News expounded on Troye’s shocking revelation, given that “Bloom” has been labeled a bottoming anthem. Once again, in 2023, he confirmed he’s not a bottom!

Anyways, perhaps overshadowed is the emotion of the experience, which separates it from songs merely encompassing empty sex. In the pre-chorus, Troye sings, “Hold my hand if I get scared now,” which represents vulnerability, a legitimate emotion associated with losing one’s virginity. In the chorus, he exhibits dedication to his boyfriend, willing to ‘give it up’ because he truly ‘feels some type of way’ about him. The music video is intriguing as well, but the crown jewel is the theme and lyrics. Sivan co-wrote “Bloom” alongside Leland, Peter Svensson, and producer Oscar Holter.

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6. Jake Hole & DigBar, “Butt Destruction”

“Butt Destruction” » Creamville » 2024

“Knock a dude out his panties / Dick with a bush like it’s Cheney / Meat sticking up like antennae / Get balls deep in my butt, huh.” Jake Hole and DigBar join forces for the butt-loving, and destroying anthem, “Butt Destruction”. Jake Hole is responsible for the ultra-horny chorus. He wants to be the recipient of the ‘destruction.’ Well, at least in that instance. Hole also raps the first verse where he appears to be the aggressor of this ‘but destruction’ aka, the top: “Breaking his spin when I’m giving that bone / Kill the booty dead like a bullet to the dome.” Oh, snap! Also, Jake is proud of his endowment: “Weiner don’t fit on the ruler / When I pull out, his booty go ‘Pop’ like a Ruger.” Damn!

The NSFW “Butt Destruction” features metal-infused production. The rock edge ups the ante. There is a guitar solo towards the end (during an instrumental break/interlude). Jake Hole and DigBar, who ‘kills it’ in the second verse, unleash compelling cadences and flows. DigBar continues the anally-driven rhymes – they’re gay, gay, gay! “Kill a nigga butt then get away with it like OJ,” he spits, adding, “He asked if he could look inside my butt, so I said, ‘Okay.’” Is anyone shocked by his answer? Didn’t think so. Other highlights include “I’m beating his cheeks till the booty get sore,” “I’m busting a nut, now there’s kids on the floor,” “Got butt on my mind, I’m the gay rap Melly,” and “I’ma call that nigga ‘rope’ the way he giving me that neck.” Rope… wow! Anal sex songs only come every so often… “Butt Destruction” fits the billing – length, girth, and all!

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7. Dilfton, “Anal Beads” – Pink Guy cover

“Anal Beads” » George Miller / Dilfton » 2020

“It goes pop-pop-pop when it’s coming out my asshole / And it feels good, and it feels good.” 😳 Um, excuse me? What goes pop, exactly? Farts? Logs 💩? 🤢 WE LISTEN, AND WE DON’T JUDGE! Before George Miller became Joji, he was Filthy Frank and Pink Guy, a YouTuber known for his colorful, outrageous brand of comedy. Pink Guy wrote, dare I say, a wild-ass (🤭) song called “Anal Beads”. If you were sheltered, or perhaps, more vanilla, anal beads are a sex toy. Yes, Pink Guy wrote and performed a song about enjoying the pleasure of a sex toy, with a mishap… Swedish 🇸🇪 indie trio Dilfton, joined by Kevin Forest, covered it in 2020.

The sound of “Anal Beads” in the hands of Dilfton is raw and unrefined. That suits the theme and lyrics, if we’re being honest. Like the original, there is ukulele accompaniment, but Dilfton modestly expands the instrumentation while maintaining the intimate (🤭) sound (uke, acoustic guitar, percussion). This sex toy means something to vocalist Dante Nelson Rådqvist, in all his pitchy glory. Rådqvist asserts, “In the darkest times / You’re there for me / These anal beads take care of me.” Again, we listen, and we don’t judge! You do you, boo! Forest, in addition to his uke playing, provides the comical interjections of the original that increase the entertainment value. Of course, things go south… too far south… The anus is a sensitive one where, if not careful, things can go left quickly. Sure, the male G-spot awaits 🫣 🫢, but again, careful, easy, etc. Over-shoving, “Now my ass is bleeding / Ass is bleeding, ass is bleeding,” Rådqvist sings, adding, “There ain’t nothing wrong with that.” 🤨 😬 😳 Well, anal fissures and such happen, but, one must be mindful of their 🍑 too. You only get one! “Anal Beads” is best taken with a grain of salt. It’s an odd, weird, and unusual record, but intriguing. If anal beads get it done for Pink Guy and Dilfton, who are we to judge?

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8. Beats By AI, “Butt Stuff Behind The Dairy Queen”

“Butt Stuff Behind The Dairy Queen” » Beats By Ai » 2025

“I park my truck, I scratch my crotch / In the Dairy Queen ice cream parking lot.” Oh, my… The initial lyrics of “Butt Stuff Behind The Dairy Queen” set the tone for the listening experience. Honestly, the title informs the listener that this country-pop song is ‘something else.’ Courtesy of Beats By AI, “Butt Stuff Behind The Dairy Queen” delivers ludicrous, unapologetic lyrics. There is no shortage of ‘highlights,’ though that might be the wrong word to describe it… “Butt stuff behind the Dairy Queen/ I’m dipping my nuts in a chocolate sea,” the nameless male vocalist asserts, continuing, “Doing butt stuff with my Dairy Queen / It’s a country sweet treat southern thing.” Wow… He does not stop there, folks:

“That Dairy Queen butt stuff will make you scream

That chocolate swirl is my favorite thing

I’m falling in love behind the scenes

Oh baby, I love Dairy Queen.”

I love Dairy Queen® – the restaurant, that is. During the brief second verse, his nameless female vocal companion asserts, “Lordy, lord, this ain’t no soft serve / I’m just glad today I washed her.” Holy shit… maybe not the best choice of swearing, now that I think about it… If it wasn’t crystal clear, “Butt Stuff Behind The Dairy Queen” is a blush-worthy, cringy, ‘take it with a grain of salt’ song about anal sex. If you needed a heterosexual song about butt sex, Beats By AI provides it.

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9. Only Fire, “Anal Sex”

Double Penetration » Only Fire » 2020

“You want something tight / That fits right onto your dick.” Hmm, well 😳… where are we going with this, Only Fire? “[Do] you want something that doesn’t bleed / Every fourth week?” Um… preferably seems like an appropriate answer [*still has questions about the song’s direction*]. So, how do we solve this conundrum? Well, per the chorus of “Anal Sex”, the answer is, unsurprisingly, anal sex!

“Let’s do anal sex

So my pussy can rest

Let’s do anal sex

So that you can tell your ex

I’ll lick my shit off your dick

If you show me respect

I’ll lick my shit off your dick

If you write me a check.”

Speechless 😶… To be fair, the title of the song showed its cards, and you knew when tight was mentioned, baby, it could only be referring to a tighter hole [Educational link nothing p0rn0graphic ]😊. The Croatian musician wrote and produced this naughty opener from his 2020 album, Double Penetration. With a sleekly produced instrumental, the near-automated-sounding female vocals perfectly capture the forthcoming anal experience. In the second verse, the singer anticipates pain (“If it’s sharp / Like a needle / I may cry / Just a little”), requesting a strong drink, yet, is excited for the experience, too (“Your dick in my ass / That’s my favorite song”). It gets more graphic with references to oral (“Eat it good, eat it right), the force (“Beat it hard, don’t beat it light”), and the deposit (“I shake my ass when there’s cum in it / Watch it pop like Sprite”). That is a different sort of deposit, ain’t it? NOT SAFE FOR WORK to the nth degree, honestly, what did you expect from a dance song named “Anal Sex”? #Not Vanilla! Only Fire not only makes us blush but also brings the heat 🥵 🔥.

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Only Fire, Anal Sex: Midnight Heat 🕛 🔥 No. 51 (2025)

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10. AxCx, “I’m Gonna Give You AIDS.”

**AxCx » Fuckin’ A » Wicked Sick » 2011**

“I’m gonna give you AIDS.” Oh, boy… more like, oh, shit! That is some type of chorus… When your band name is Anal Cunt (stylized as AxCx), you live on the edge 😳. That is an understatement. C-U-N-T almost always has a negative connotation. Many songs by the grindcore band fronted by the late Seth Putnam (1968 – 2011) were intended to shock. It begins with the song titles, with the lyrics expounding the unapologetic aesthetic. A later song from AxCx drips in controversy, “I’m Gonna Give You AIDS”, the eighth track on the band’s 2011 album, Fuckin’ A.

No deep analysis is necessary regarding the outlandish “I’m Gonna Give You AIDS,” but giving someone HIV is nothing to joke about, particularly in the LGBTQ+ community 🏳️‍🌈. Transmitting HIV could lead to acquired immunodeficiency syndrome, the final stage, but Putnam and company seem to ignore the science (not their M.O.). Before transmitting this STD, Putnam informs this groupie, “You’re only useful when you’re sucking my dick / The mere sight of you makes me fucking sick.” Wow… The second verse is wild and problematic: “I’ll let you let me fuck you in your fucking ass / I’ll give you AIDS while I shove it in your ass.” Yes, anal can be risky, but it can be practiced safely… Seth shocks in one final verse, admitting he’s “a total fucking scum,” who, again, is going to transmit AIDS via his man juice orally and anally. Perhaps more troubling is the post-chorus: “I’m so glad, I’m so glad, I’m so glad, I’ve got fuckin’ AIDS.” Bruh, c’mon! The noisy, scathing, and unapologetic “I’m Gonna Give You AIDS” should be taken with a grain of salt. AxCx intended to shock, which they successfully do in this raw, screamed grindcore record. But let’s remember that infecting someone with HIV shouldn’t ever be taken lightly.

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AxCx, I’m Gonna Give You AIDS: Controversial Songs No. 21 (2025)

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11. Scissor Sisters, “Whole New Way”

Night Work » Polydor » 2010

In the aughts and early 2010s, Scissor Sisters bore the torch for the LGBTQ+ community 🌈 as far as musical representation. The band made their presence known when they broke onto the scene in 2004 with their self-titled album, led by the awesome, coming-out anthem, “Take Your Mama Out”. Still, this revolutionary collective fronted by the smoking hot (🫣 🤫) and talented Jake Shears deserves far more credit than it received. Even if you don’t identify as a member of the LGBTQ+ community, it’s hard to deny the band’s catchy, cutting-edge nature of their brand of pop. And again, Jake Shears – what a beautiful man 😍! In 2010, the band released their risqué third studio album, Night Work, including the ‘whole’ bop, “Whole New Way.” Or, should it be hole, hmm 🤔.

On “Whole New Way,” Jake Shears proclaims, “I found a whole new way to love you / I’ve got a big surprise / I can’t see your eyes, but I think you’ll like it too.” Okay, Jake, I’m gagging! What is this surprise? He continues, “I found a whole new way to love you / My sneak-up from behind is gonna blow your mind / But if not this time, we’re through.” It’s the behind for me, if you catch my drift 😈. Beyond the infectious chorus, the lyrics in the verses are quite compelling as well. The songwriting is on point by all estimations. No, it’s not ‘poetry’ in the traditional sense, particularly lines like “Said the sailor to the daughter / Well, I think I need a rubber tonight” (ha-ha), but intriguing. Shears does the damn thing vocally, while the groove is everything. Add in backing vocals on the chorus, as well as a contrasting bridge section, and “Whole New Way” is an enduring, back door-friendly bop.

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12 Intriguing Hole or Whole Songs (2021)

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12. Madonna, “Erotica”

Erotica » Sire » 1992

“Erotica, romance / My name is Dita, I’ll be your mistress tonight / I’d like to put you in a trance.” Madonna and controversy are nearly synonymous. The pop icon courted a couple of controversies with “Erotica”, the opening track from her fifth studio album, Erotica, released in 1992. The title informs even the most naïve listeners that S-E-X is the modus operandi. Indeed, Madge ventures into the world of S&M 😈. “Erotica” samples “Jungle Boogie” by Kool & the Gang (1973) and “El Yom ‘Ulliqa ‘Ala Khashaba” by Lebanese musician Fairuz. The latter sample is controversial. It is an Easter chant, so Fairuz is singing about the crucifixion of Jesus. Madonna gives the lyrics a sexual perspective with Fairuz’s voice 😳. The sacrilege cost Madge some money – Fairuz sued Madonna in 1993.

Madonna and Shep Pettibone produced “Erotica.” As another successful single for Madge, it peaked at number three on the Billboard Hot 100 and was certified gold by the Recording Industry Association of America. “Erotica” features an infectious groove. Madonna is effective with her spoken word vocals and naughty lyrics. Besides merely spitting sex, she introduces us to Dita Parlo. But, how about examining a few of those naughty lyrics? “If I take you from behind, push myself into your mind,” she asserts in the first verse, continuing, “When you least expect it, will you try and reject it /… Will you let yourself go wild, let my mouth go where it wants to?” Gotta love an anal reference 😈! In the second verse, she sings, “Once you put your hand in the flame, you can never be the same / There’s a certain satisfaction, in a little bit of pain / …I only hurt the ones I love.” Ah, there’s the S&M. She confirms pleasure and pain in the pre-chorus, singing, “I’ll give you love, I’ll hit you like a truck.” Damn! On the bridge, she informs her ‘victim’, I mean lover, “I don’t think you know what pain is /… I could bring you so much pleasure /… I’m not gonna hurt you / Just close your eyes.” With lots of sexy spoken word, Madonna sings the chorus: “Erotic, erotic, put your hands all over my body.” The album Erotica accompanies Madge’s infamous Sex book. Besides thematic and plagiaristic controversies, the music video for “Erotica” also earned controversy. It was banned on MTV for being too sexual and aimed at a mature (aka adult) audience. More than 30 years later, “Erotica” is undoubtedly a classic from Madonna.

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13. Grace Jones, “Pull Up to the Bumper”

Nightclubbing » UMG Recordings, Inc. » 1981

“Now in the parking lot garage, I found the proper place / Just follow all the written rules, you’ll fit into the space.” Hmm, Grace Jones (1948 – ) doesn’t seem like you’re talking about parking a car 😳.  Though Jones has suggested that “Pull Up to the Bumper” wasn’t necessarily intended to reference anal sex, it’s hard not to read into it that way.

“Pull up to my bumper baby

In your long black limousine

Pull up to my bumper baby

And drive it in between.”

Hmm, a “long, black limousine,” huh? It sure sounds like a reference to size, as well as ethnicity.  The post-chorus is also dirty, as Ms. Jones sings, “Pull up to it / Don’t drive through it / Back it up twice / Now that fits nice.” Mercy!  In the second verse, Jones goes on to say, “I’ve got to blow your horn.” Not so subtle there.  There’s also the bridge, where she encourages to “Grease it, spray it / Let me lubricate it.”  My oh my! Grace Jones really wants us to believe “Pull Up to the Bumper” isn’t sexual AF? Please 😏! This record screams sex and the fact that she mentions her ‘bumper,’ well, sure sounds like anal.  The good news is, “Pull Up to the Bumper” is rad.

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