13 Appetizing Songs That Totally Eat 🍽️

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13 Appetizing Songs That Totally Eat 🍽️ features music courtesy of Bloodbath, Demi Lovato, Hozier, Kesha, and Sukihana.

Are you hungry? Perhaps you’re so hungry that you have become HANGRY 😡 😤! Well, don’t fret – we have the perfect food for you! That food, as you might expect, comes in the form of a playlist: 🎧 13 Appetizing Songs That Totally Eat 🍽️! The key to this musical compendium is that some form of the word EAT 🍽️ must appear in respective song titles – NO EXCEPTIONS WHATSOEVER! 🎧 13 Appetizing Songs That Totally Eat 🍽️ features music courtesy of 🎙 Bloodbath, 🎙 Demi Lovato, 🎙 Hozier, 🎙 Kesha, and 🎙 Sukihana among others. So, we have some alternative, metal, pop, and rap in the mix in this colorful, eat-driven list! So, without further ado, let’s FKN EATTT, shall we!

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1. Kesha, “Eat The Acid”

💿 Gag Order • 🏷 Kemosabe • 🗓 2023

“You don’t wanna be changed like it changed me.” Remember that lyric, folks – it is a crucial, recurring line from 🎵 “Eat The Acid”, the first of two promo singles from 💿 Gag Order, the fifth studio album by 🏆 Grammy-nominated pop singer/songwriter, 🎙 Kesha. Take one listen to “Eat The Acid” and it is clear that Kesha opts for a different direction – one that is incredibly refreshing. The production is a key part of the change of direction. This dark pop record thrives off its minimalism. Drums are absent 🤯! “Eat The Acid” is hypnotic and intense. Kesha produces alongside 🎛 Rick Rubin, Stuart Crichton, and Jason Lader. The keys and synth work is utterly stupendous, carrying the rhythm and propelling the intensity.  Vocally, she sounds elite, never over singing, exhibiting poise.  She is never forced to over sing given the tunefulness of the melody – utterly infectious.  Thematically, she experiences a spiritual awakening, recollecting her mom’s advice not to “eat the acid” (aka LSD), and connecting with God.  The third verse truly stands out: “I searched for answers all my life / Dead in the dark, I saw a light / I am the one that I’ve been fighting the whole time / Hate has no place in the divine.”  The Kesha who graces 🎵 “Eat The Acid” is starkly different than the Kesha of the past and that shows evolution.

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2. Cattle Decapitation, “We Eat Our Young”  

💿 Terrasite • 🏷 Metal Blade • 🗓 2023 

“Ah! The fleshy architect! / Bold in design but fucking out of its mind / With self-indulgence and a self-worship / Birthing in stifling numbers as the planet worsens.”  Utter pessimism and an extreme brand of metal go hand in hand. 🎙 Cattle Decapitation is awesome at being dark, damning, and abso-fucking-lutely unapologetic (the f-bomb was necessary) 😈. Ahead of a new album filled with hellishness, 💿 Terrasite, Cattle Decapitation made us digest 🎵 “We Eat Our Young”. 

“We Eat Our Young” checks off the boxes for the typical Cattle Decapitation rubric. It’s hella heavy – jagged rhythms and riffs – distorted to the nth degree, and dark AF.  The lyrics are easily decipherable, which is more than can be said of unclean vocals from some extreme metal collectives.  As always, the world is going to shit by the band’s estimations, beginning with the first lyrics of the first verse: “Homo sapiens have made it perfectly clear / We can’t control ourselves / Living a life perfectly fine with blindly multiplying / Conscious of ruination coursing through our own bloodlines.”  Woo!  Another intriguing moment comes when 🎙 Travis Ryan sings, “We’ve upped the ante as the most invasive species of life /  That ever shat on this earth / That learned to shit in its hearth, that ever bore living birth / That taught its offspring to drive its own hearse.” Wow! Humankind may be sketch and sus at best but what isn’t bad in the least is 🎵 “We Eat Our Young”, another hard-hitting musical happening by the always unapologetic band🤘. 

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3. Megan Thee Stallion, “Eat It” 

💿 Something for Thee Hotties • 🏷 1501 Certified Ent. LLC / 300 Entertainment • 🗓 2021 

“Bitch, it’s Young Tina Snow, the nastiest freak you know!” 🏆 Grammy-winning rapper 🎙 Megan Thee Stallion keeps it real on banger, 🎵 “Eat It” (💿 Something for Thee Hotties, 2021). Face it – Tina Snow doesn’t know anything other than being unapologetic.  On “Eat It,” her flows are agile, edgy, and profane to the nth degree – sexed-TF-up! 

From the jump, we get a heaping dose of private parts and TMI to the nth degree! “Bust through the walls, break in and enter / How many licks ‘til you get to the center?” she asks, continuing, “How many times have I heard that a nigga a dog but scared when he play with the kitten? / How many times have I heard that somebody last long? These niggas ain’t lastin’ a minute.” Wow! A lack of profundity when it comes to sex!  Megan makes it clear, “I don’t want just one nut / Daddy, I’ma need the whole tree.” Day-ummm! In the second verse, she doesn’t cease her unapologetic nature, but she does move beyond sex for sex’s sake.  “And I feel like, aw, shit, y’all should eat my pussy how much y’all mention me.” See what I’m saying! That said, in the chorus, it’s all about cunnilingus!     

“Yeah, yeah 

Eat it, eat it, eat it ‘til I faint 

… Eat it, eat it ‘til you break a sweat 

Lick it all, give your all ‘til you outta breath 

Eat it, eat it, eat it ‘til I cum 

Gimme some, gimme some ‘til I’m goin’ dumb.” 

JESUS – well – he has no part in this carnal act! “Legs on the headboard, pussy in his mouth.” 😬😮 Nasty, unapologetic, totally-not-family-friendly Megan Thee Stallion – we wouldn’t have it any other way!   

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4. Hozier, “Eat Your Young”

🎵 “Eat Your Young” • 🏷 Columbia • 📅 2023

“I’m starvin’, darlin’ / Let me put my lips to something / Let me wrap my teeth around the world.” Ooh-la-la – so this is what we’re doing 🎙 Hozier? Well, damn! Later, the 🏆 Grammy-nominated Irish singer/songwriter asserts in the second verse of 🎵 “Eat Your Young,” “I can’t buy this fineness / Let me see the heat get to you / Let me watch the dressing start to peel.” Woo! While there is a sexual vibe going down, Hozier goes deeper, exploring the notion of eating the young – exploiting them for gain. The chorus says it best, particularly the end: “Come and get some / Skinnin’ the children for a war drum / Puttin’ food on the table sellin’ bombs and guns / It’s quicker and easier to eat your young.”

“Eat Your Young” goes beyond its clever songwriting. Hozier sings expressively throughout, showing off a cool, sexy, and sophisticated tone, showing a ripe falsetto during the chorus. Furthermore, the production is gorgeous, led by the lush, picturesque strings (well arranged). The melodies are tuneful, namely the pre-chorus and chorus. In addition to the strings, the rhythm section make “Eat Your Young” a success too (punchy drums, keys, guitars, robust bass line). Notably, there is also a choral version of this gem as well (🎵 “Eat Your Young – Bekon’s Choral Version”), which is equally sweet.

5. Demi Lovato, “Eat Me” 

💿 HOLY FVCK • 🏷 Island • 📅 2022 

In the context of 🎙 Demi Lovato’s holy fvcking, awesome album, 💿 HOLY FVCK, 🎵 “Eat Me” featuring 🎙 Royal & the Serpent, bests singles 🎵 “SKIN OF MY TEETH” and 🎵 “Substance”.  The 🏆 Grammy-nominated pop artist (gone pop-punk) maintains a dark and tortured aesthetic, which is optimal given the concept of the album. Here, they comment about how others have instructed her to act as well as told her who to be.   

Specifically, Lovato seems to reference their nonbinary status: “Is this what you’d prefer? / Would you like me better if I was still her?” The chorus, unsurprisingly, is the crowning achievement, featuring a change of groove, quicker tempo, and some sickening, upper-register vocals.  The key lyrics of this standout include, “I know the girl that you adored / She’s dead, it’s time to fucking mourn,” and, “You’ll have to eat me as I am.” Woo! HOLY FVCK, indeed! 

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Eat: 3 or 4 BOPS No. 21 (2022)

6. Lil Toe, “EAT MY DICK!!!!!!!!” 

🎵 “EAT MY DICK!!!!!!!!” • 🏷  Lil Toe • 📅 2022

“Eat my dick, eat my dick / Eat my motherfuckin’ dick.” Yup, that’s about the size of it – um – perhaps that was a sus choice of words! Anyways, 🎙 Lil Toe wants her to eat his junk on 🎵 “EAT MY DICK!!!!!!!!” That’s totally reasonable, right? Ummm… “EAT MY DICK!!!!!!!!” features malicious, minor-key production courtesy of 🎛 Wonton Jesus, whom Lil Toe shouts out in the intro (“Yo’ I just got a Wonton beat”).  Toe eats it up, much like he desires her to, well, you know…. Besides two iterations of the repetitive, dick-eating chorus, there’s one verse.  Here, Lil Toe is cocky, confident, and unapologetic.  He references violence (“Glock 17 in case he get tough”), and of course, the D and things associated with it:  

“Get off my dick hoe, I am about to buss 

Pussy turned gold, like everything I tough  

You got another thing coming if you think I give a fuck 

I could make a couple of hundred every time a buss a jug.”

Really, is there anything more to say?  

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7. Choir Boy, “Eat The Frog”

💿 Gathering Swans • 🏷 Dais • 📅 2020

“Ah-ah, eat the bullet, bite the frog / Ah-ah, eat the frog.” Well, RIBBIT 🐸 if you say so, 🎙 Choir Boy! 🎵 “Eat The Frog” appears on the alternative musician’s 2020 LP, 💿 Gathering Swans. Yes, it is an amphibious occasion 🤭 😂! Of course, fittingly, Choir Boy uses amphibian lyrically because, why wouldn’t he 😉? “If my first meal of the day is as they say, ‘Amphibian’ / I suspect it may take a while.” So, is Choir Boy just chomping down frogs, and if he is, one must hope it’s frog legs from a Chinese buffet 🍽️? Okay, okay, I’m being silly 😜. No, he’s not literally eating the frog but using the phrase which means to get that difficult task done right away. The third verse is quite colorful:

“If the infinite is blooming all around

And you wonder why it is I’ve not begun

I’m afraid my shitty alibi is stimuli in excess

And my ‘X’ has come undone.”

Damn, Choir Boy! Clearly, he needs to get that difficult shit done and stop making excuses. EAT THAT FKN FROG 🐸 CHOIR BOY 🤣!!! Of course, it should be noted he sings well, and the production (Bly Wallentine) is idiomatic of an alternative pop/indie sound. A song about eating the frog deserves a colorful musical backdrop 😉.

8. Ozzy Osbourne, “Eat Me”

💿 Ordinary Man • 🏷 Epic • 📅 2020

Question: is there a bad song on 💿 Ordinary Man, the long-awaited, comeback album by iconic hard rock, heavy metal artist, 🎙 Ozzy Osbourne? No – at least not from my perspective. 🎵 “Eat Me” certainly isn’t a weak link, following two of the album’s very best (🎵 “Ordinary Man” and 🎵 “Under the Graveyard”). On “Eat Me,” the music is on-point, with ultra-aggressive, jagged guitars 🎸 (those riffs man), anchoring bass, and hard-hitting drums 🥁 (!!!). 🎛️ watt produces this rockin’ joint 🤘! Ozzy is fully invested as well, even as he seems to be, um, self-sacrificing for the sake of ‘nutrition’: “I’m on the menu, you won’t get indigestion / I even come with dessert.” Day-ummm! I’m no cannibal, but I certainly don’t mind feasting on this straightforward rock bop!   

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10 Intriguing Songs That Reference the 5 Senses (2020)

9. Cøzybøy, “I swear this søng is abøut eating øut my best friend’s pussy”  

💿 Cøme Undøne • 🏷  cøzy recørds • 📅 2018

🎵 “I swear this søng is abøut eating øut my best friend’s pussy.”  No, your eyes didn’t fail you – you read the song title correctly.  This isn’t the only blunt song title that appears on 💿 cøme undøne, the 2018 album by self-described R&B/underground hip-hop/emo/indie/alternative artist, 🎙 Cøzybøy.  The sound of the record is lush, the tempo is slow, and cøzybøy is, well quite expressive.  The first part of the song isn’t nearly as explicit as you might expect from a title referencing cunnilingus of all things.  That said, the third verse, and the following ‘breakdown’ section, is dirtier.  “Try to fill my heart when I’m fuckin with a bitch but / I can’t find a way to escape the emptiness yuh,” he sings on the third verse, continuing, “Baby, my love, tell me it is enough.” The cunnilingus is specifically referenced on the breakdown:  

“…Heavy are my eyes now 

Falling with your sighs, girl 

My head between your thighs 

I’ll fuck you with my lungs now 

Tryna find a hole 

Wrap me up gold baby 

Can you find my soul?  

My chest is goin’ numb baby 

Will you be my ho?” 

Yeah, there’s just a lot of shit going down with ole boy on this record – that’s about all you can say about that… 

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10. Sukihana, “EATING”

🎵 “EATING” • 🏷 Good Cat Company • 📅 2023

“Bitch, it’s Suki with good cat…” Oh, sheee-it! 🎙 Sukihana comes in hot on her 2023 single, 🎵 “EATING”. Sure, it clocks in at just under two minutes in duration but that proves to be a sufficient amount of time for her to be naughty AF. Backed by malicious-sounding production (hard hitting beat, synths, keys), Suki goes to town – NO CAP! The bars are unapologetic – sexed up to the nth degree. “I take yo nigga, put this pussy on his tongue (On his tongue) / Deep-throatin’ dick, I got cum all in my lungs,” she asserts in the first verse, adding, “Dick all in my booty hole, I finna get my ass bleached / I don’t want yo kids, nigga, put ‘em on my ass cheeks.” Gah-day-ummm! Obviously, Sukihana doesn’t hold back referencing her private parts, his private parts, or anything centered around pleasure. She’s nasty, but but the cadence, flow, and her tone is #GIVING. That said, with bold lyrics like, “I just want a big dick in my esophagus” or “He just ate my ass, he wanna switch / Now I’m eatin’ his ass,” after listening to it, it makes you want to repent 😈!

11. Judas Priest, “Eat Me Alive”

💿 Defenders of the Faith • 🏷 Sony Music Entertainment • 🗓 1984

“Your wild vibrations got me shooting from the hip / Crazed and insatiable, let rip.” 😯 Let’s make it crystal clear, no 🎙 Rob Halford, the front man of 🎙 Judas Priest was NOT referring to a gun – at least not a physical gun.  The gun that Halford was mentioning is a more prized possession for the men of the world, if you catch my drift.  Obviously, the word insatiable should signal that 🎵 “Eat Me Alive”, the sixth track from the band’s 1984 album, 💿 Defenders of the Faith, is about kinky sex.  The second verse sheds even more light on this filthy, which was risqué for the iconic band: “Sounds like an animal, panting to the beat / Groan in the pleasure zone and gasping from the heat…” The chorus (“Eat me alive”), of course, is innocent, but not after lyrics like “Squealing impassioned as the rod of steel injects / Lunge to the maximum, spread-eagled to the wall / You’re well equipped to take it all.” HOLY SH— 

Of course, had I finished my reaction to Halford and company’s naughtiness, it would only add fuel to the fire of this targeted song. By targeted, I mean, “Eat Me Alive” was on the radar of the PMRC or Parents Music Resource Center.  This was the organization pushing for censor-shit – I mean – censorship 😈.  “Eat Me Alive” is one of the infamous Filthy 15 songs that essentially led to the parental advisory explicit lyrics label.  So, it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out why Tipper Gore and company weren’t happy with this one – it’s sexually explicit.  Today, listening to a song like “Eat Me Alive,” we’d barely blink an eye. Compared to how much edgier music has become since the 1980s, “Eat Me Alive” is tame.  Yes, the sexual innuendo is through the roof, but today, musicians would’ve been even more aggressive.  I mean, how many times have rappers referenced their dick and the pleasure they are giving and receiving in return?  Judas Priest interestingly responded to the controversial status 🎵 “Eat Me Alive” received – at least regarding the political side of things. Can you say, rather sing, 🎵 “Parental Guidance”.      

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Judas Priest, “Eat Me Alive”: Controversial Tunes 😈🎶 No. 9 (2023)

12. Tobe Nwingwe, “EAT” (Ft. Fat)

💿 CINCORIGINALS • 🏷 TOBE NWIGWE • 📅 2020

“I eat beats, watch me dine in, shining / I illuminate the rooms that I’m in, timing.” WOO, we see you, 🎙 Tobe Nwingwe. The rapper definitely EATS on 🎵 “EAT,” the opener from his 2020 LP, 💿 CINCORIGINALS. On “EAT,” he collaborates with 🎙 Fat who appears in the second verse. Tobe is on autopilot in the first verse, also returning for the third verse. Notably in the third, he’s incredibly expressive – it’s the tone of his voice for me (“Gorilla on the beat, I got Harambe”)!

Like Tobe, Fat eats too – she’s locked in and loaded! Her pop cultural references take the cake: “You only get one shot, that’s what Slim said / I only had one wish, word to Ray J” and “We don’t ride the wave, we create it (Yeah) / That’s how we made it to Beyoncé playlist.” Can’t neglect the terrific production courtesy of 🎛 LaNell Grant. Gotta love that looped fluty sound! All things work together to make “EAT” a surefire rap banger – NO CAP 🚫 🧢!

13. Bloodbath, “Eaten” 

💿 Nightmares Made Flesh • 🏷 Century Media • 📅 2005

“I always had the fantasy, and, in the end, I fulfilled it”. Armin Meiwes (1961 – ), a native of Rotenberg, Germany, infamously killed and ate Bernd Brandes. Eating human flesh naturally earns Meiwes the title of a cannibal.  Killing, coupled with the sexual pleasure, creates a ‘new monster,’ vorarephilia. Making things even worse is that Brandes agreed to be eaten and killed. That’s certainly not in line with euthanasia, particularly considering Brandes wasn’t physically ill or near death. As far as what he was thinking mentally himself, well, that’s a totally different conversation.  While we’re just piling on the disgusting, both men wanted to eat Brandes’ penis. 

Swedish death-metal band 🎙 Bloodbath captures the disturbed Meiwes on 🎵 “Eaten,” ranked the 34th best metal song of the 21st century by Loudwire. Notably, rather than coming from the perspective of the vorarephile himself, “Eaten” actually comes from the perspective of the victim, Brandes: “I’ve had one desire since I was born / To see my body ripped and torn / To see my flesh devoured before my eyes / Only for you I volunteer as a human sacrifice.”  Wow.  If the desires weren’t captured on the verses and the pre-chorus section, Bloodbath lays it out there on the chorus: “Eaten / My one desire, my only wish is to be / Eaten / The longer I live the more I’m dying to feel the pain…” Fittingly, the music is as dark and disturbing as the lyrics.  

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Published by the musical hype on June 5, 2023June 5, 2023