Torsofuck, Raped By Elephants | Wacky Wednesday

In the fourth edition of Wacky Wednesday (2025), we break down the unique song, “Raped By Elephants,” performed by Torsofuck.

Do you know what day it is? It is Wednesday, folks! Do you know what that means? Why, it is Wacky Wednesday! In the spirited column Wacky Wednesday, we analyze, break down, and explore songs from various musicians of various genres that can be considered unique, unusual, or ‘wacky.’  These songs can be new or old; the only requirement is that they ‘catch the ears’ because of their distinctiveness.  So, with the background established, in the fourth edition of Wacky Wednesday (2025), we break down the unique song, “Raped By Elephants” performed by Torsofuck. Wacky Wednesday vibes commence!

“Look at me, Daddy,” Gord Brody, portrayed by Tom Green, asserts in the critically panned, 2001 movie, Freddie Got Fingered, holding an elephant’s dick. Why start off with a movie that should never be revisited? Well, the quote and dialogue from the scene commence “Raped By Elephants” by Torsofuck. Yes, Torsofuck.  You read correctly, and no, I’m not calling you an explicit name! That is the name of the Finnish brutal death metal band responsible for “Raped By Elephants.” Like many brutal death metal bands, the subject matter of Torsofuck is outlandish and NSFW.  That is an understatement. One of their most streamed songs from their 2004 album, Erotic Diarrhea Fantasy (how shitty 💩 is that 🥴 🤢 🤮), is “Raped By Elephants”. The band and song should be taken with a grain of salt.  The theme and lyrics are… disturbing.

“I was visiting in Africa two months ago

My goal was to see all those wild animals

Most excited I was when I came close to elephants.”

Holy shit! Following the elephant ‘violation’ from Freddie Got Fingered,  Torsofuck ‘get down to business,’ beginning with the ‘excited,’ excerpted lyrics. The instrumental is damning – hellish to the nth degree.  The guitars are jagged, while the cymbal heavy drumming pummels. Meanwhile, the vocals are unclean and completely indecipherable without the lyrics at hand.  Honestly, given the lyrical content, it is a pro that the lyrics are indecipherable 😳.  Some of the highlights, rather, ‘low’ lights!  “Something happened when I snapped a picture / Three elephants surrounded me,” the frontman ‘sings,’ continuing, “One of them ripped off all my clothes / Second elephant came on me and started to spread my buttocks / With its huge trunk.” You see where this is going, right? Anal sex… “Third elephant forced me to take its giant cock in my mouth / I sucked like a whore while I was ass-fucked by elephant truck.” Speechless 😶.  There’s more, including an “Extremely huge load of elephant sperm filled my throat and / Spurted all over my face,” and “All three of them huffed and puffed shits on me / Then left me alone with my ripped asshole / I’ll never go to Africa again.” What can you say to that? “Raped By Elephants” exemplifies a whacky song on Wednesday or any day of the week 🥴 😳!

Torsofuck // Erotic Diarrhea Fantasy // DistroKid // 2004

Torsofuck, Raped By Elephants: Wacky Wednesday No. 4 (2025) [📷: Brent Faulkner / The Musical Hype; DistroKid; Rich The Barber Font from Font Space; Wendel Natan from Pexels; AcatXlo, OpenClipart-Vectors from Pixabay]