Maurice Conrad, Männersex | Midnight Heat 🕛 🔥

In the 103^rd edition of Midnight Heat 🕛 🔥 (2024), we explore the naughty, sexy vibes behind “Männersex” by Maurice Conrad. 

Ah, bring on Midnight Heat 🕛 🔥! Wait – it is not usually hot at midnight! Well, it is steaming hot 🥵 at midnight when it comes to this naughty, innuendo, and sex-laden column featuring songs intended for nighttime. We are talking about that after-dark type $hi†, ya dig? These risqué, unapologetic records often raise eyebrows and temperature alike. In the 103^rd edition of Midnight Heat (2024), we explore the naughty, sexy vibes behind, “Männersex” by Maurice Conrad.

“Du findest deutschen rap cool?” Yes, Maurice Conrad (dey/they), I think German rap is cool. Conrad is confident in their 2023 rap song, “Männersex”, which is rapped exclusively in German.  So, what is this German rap song about? Conrad continues spitting in the chorus, “Ihr redet über Männlichkeit / Und dass ihr echte Männer seid / Ich rede über Sex mit Männern / Weil ich finde Männer geil.” Okay, okay… what does that mean, in English? “You talk about masculinity / And that you’re real men / I talk about sex with men / Because I think men are hot.” Holy smokes! This is a German gay rap song about men having sex with men! You don’t hear that every day! Notably, a Grindr profile is a requirement for Maurice to talk to other rappers (“Denn ich rede nicht mit MCs ohne Grindr-Profil”). Abturzmusik X Viktor, Climate Justus, and Creactive Media produced this enjoyable and naughty, same-sex-loving rap track 🌈.

The backdrop goes hard like any other rap song. Maurice Conrad has a banging instrumental to share their desires with.  Also, they’re bold and unapologetic.  They don’t care what other rappers rap about, or what other people think. They enjoy doing it with men.  There is no shortage of memorable lyrics, some of which aren’t too difficult to hear in English while reading the translation.  Like many heterosexual rappers, Conrad has two beside them – only they’re boys instead of girls. Memorably, Conrad spits, “Darf jeder einmal ran, guck dir an, wie ich sie reite / Ich mach’ alles mit links, fühl’ mich wie Schraubenzieher (“Everyone can have a go, look at how I ride them / I do everything with my left hand, I feel like a screwdriver”). Seeking to eradicate embarrassing homophobia in German rap (beginning with the Grindr profile requirement), Conrad colorfully raps in the second verse, roughly translated:

“Because I’m not talking to MCs without a Grindr profile

German rap is mostly some kind of overhype

Embarrassing homophobic lines

No, I’m not sorry

While they’re fronting me and screaming (oh, oh)

A twink takes me from behind and I’m coming

I’m pushing for the stars, bringing gay rap to the charts

Do I like sucking cock? Indeed, I do!

All my friends are queer and interesting

A boy by my side and two dicks in my hand.”

Holy shit! Interestingly, a different translation from German to English makes the ‘twink’ lyric more graphic: “I’m getting it in the ass from a twink, and that shit makes me cum.” Maurice Conrad brings fearless queerness to “Männersex” (“Male Sex”) which is verdammt geil!

Maurice Conrad // “Männersex” // Creactive Media // 2023

Maurice Conrad, Männersex: Midnight Heat 🕛 🔥 No. 103 (2024) [📷: Brent Faulkner / The Musical Hype; Creactive Media; Hasan Muneer, Natan from Pexels; Aristal Branson, Clker-Free-Vector-Images from Pixabay]